Wednesday, May 27, 2009

When a soldier comes home....

In the wake of the Department of Homeland Security labeling soldiers who are having difficulties getting back to their regular lives as terrorists, I thought this was a good eye opener into the life of a soldier.
When a Soldier comes home….. He finds it hard…..
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to listen to his son whine about being bored,
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to keep a straight face when people complain about pot holes,Photobucket




to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassles of getting ready for work,
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to be understanding when a coworker complains about not getting a good night’s sleep,
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to be silent when people pray to God for a new car,
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to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower,
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To be compassionate when a business man expresses his fear of flying,
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to keep from laughing when anxious parents say they’re afraid to send their kids off to summer camp,
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to keep from ridiculing someone who complains about hot weather,
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to control his frustration when a colleague gripes about his coffee being cold,
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to remain calm when his daughter complains about having to walk the dog,
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to be civil to people who complain about their jobs,
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to just walk away when someone says they only get two weeks of vacation a year,
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to be forgiving when someone says how hard it is to have a new baby in the house.
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The only thing harder than being a soldier is…..
Loving one.
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Make sure you thank a veteran for serving this country and allowing you to live free.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

On an optimistic note...

Iran's leader, Mahmoud Insane Lunatic Liar Ahmadinejad, announces that his country will dismantle its nuclear-weapons program just as soon as it receives the nuclear dismantler that it ordered on eBay

Monday, April 27, 2009

My first real voyage...

I was able to spend some time on the water this weekend. My new (to me) kayak carried me thru the brown waters of the north eastern side of Lake Moultrie, to a place called The Jungle.



Friday, April 24, 2009

And so it is....


The first time out in the water in my new kayak...


(if I had the right equipment, I would have taken pics on the water, too...but this is all you get for now) :-)

Thursday, April 23, 2009

The Journey Begins!


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With the purchase of this Wilderness Systems 145 kayak, I begin my journey of circumnavigating the globe!!


OK, not really...but I can forsee a LOT of time being spent on the water. If you remember (or looked back far enough), I had blogged once about living on a boat full time...well...THIS AIN'T THE ONE!!

LOL

That dream is still in my mind, just pushed quite a bit further towards the back.

Anywho...I'm sure I'll be getting a lot of use out of this bad boy!!

Monday, March 30, 2009

Open letter to you liberal socialists:

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is a model separation agreement: Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them). We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood . You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U..N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill. We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem.. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World. We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.. Sincerely, John J. Wall Law Student and an American P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

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